^{Oh, my pitiful, mourning existence! Alas, my loins - they ache for your gentle fruits...

Your willowy, Zeus-like stature... Your
glistening ivory flesh... Oh, how I long to caress that that tender flesh, experience it writhing beneath my own exposed, aching innocence. Racing my trembling fingertips through your baby-soft locks, I would vanquish that very innocence, emancipating all vague reluctance, salving my intense passions.

I... I fear I must halt my forbidden expressions upon the swelling of my anxious heart. I must head word of your own desire before your pleasant face. My sweet, please respond to my pleas, for I've abandoned all qualms in this message…

Watching and waiting,
your friend in third period.

For Valentine's Day my friends and I slipped several lipstick-printed, perfume-smelling folded love letters reading this message through the slits of random lockers around campus. :'''D

EVERYONE WILL WONDER ABOUT THEIR FRIEND IN THIRD PERIOD.}

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Mood: Lust
Listening to: Fiona Apple
Reading: Nothin D: I need to go to the library
Watching: Deathh Notee?lolburntdvds
Playing: Zelda and Rune Factory
Eating: Tuna
Drinking: Pepsi

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Favourite game: Harvest Moon; Zelda; Suikoden II
Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS

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~Forcefuldrama48

May 13, 2008, 8:38:01 PM

Tag --> [link]

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Until the time stars fall from the melancholy night sky...until you realize the drawn portrait - The event which reached into the depths of my heart... I will forever carry one immovable burden... The matter of a question of affection....Until this time,

~Marrzipan

Apr 21, 2008, 12:57:16 PM

YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED PROLAPSE
YOU TOLD ME YOURSELF

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~Ren-tard:
YOUR PENIS IS TOO BIG
;_;

~UsoIsLove

Apr 16, 2008, 7:32:40 PM

Awww~ Cute L icon!

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For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

~Midori-Hayashi

Apr 9, 2008, 7:53:53 PM

Thanks for the Watch!

~Marrzipan

Apr 4, 2008, 11:58:07 AM

VVVV
"LOL YOUR WEBCAM"
i was going to say the EXACT SAME THING WTF

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~Ren-tard:
YOUR PENIS IS TOO BIG
;_;

*schellen

Mar 27, 2008, 3:01:57 PM

LOL YOUR WEBCAM

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I'm Amy Sorel in the deviantART Soul Calibur Crew!

I'm Isaac in the deviantART Cartoon Obsessions Crew!

~clinging-to-kotarou

Mar 11, 2008, 10:30:07 AM

I'm moving to Chicago

ITS
PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED
THIS

because in the next seven
days you will:

1. Have someone
fall in love with you

2. Find a
$20.00 bill on the ground

3.
Make-out with the person you like

4 Your best friend will get you a really nice gift
BUT... first you will

have to repost this with of this
title: IM moving to (a random place).

Repost this and see
how many people you scare! No Send Backs! TAG UR
IT!!

This is so scary. Send this to 10 people in the next
143 min. When you are

done press F6 and your crushes name
will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary
cuz it works!! if you break the chain you will
have problems with relationships for the next 5 years
JUST COPY AND PASTE!!!>>No
FORWARDS!!!!!

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Your mama is SO fat even Naruto can't BELEIVE IT!!!

My penis shall BREAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

*ChildsToy-Club

~UsoIsLove

Feb 21, 2008, 10:03:21 PM

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE COMMENTS :3 ! I feel appreciated.

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For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

~UsoIsLove

Feb 21, 2008, 6:32:07 PM

Boku no Pico

Nice ~

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For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

~Ban-Boredom

Feb 20, 2008, 11:46:24 AM

Aie. You go to auburndale right? You're friends... with annabell and tiffany right? -sorry for my ignorance i don't go to lunch or talk to them... i just know by seeing some of you together.... >> Well I can see that this converstaion is really going places.... so um... yeah.

!?

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TONIGHT WE DINE...... IN VIRGINIA

~ArtificialLetterings

Feb 16, 2008, 8:59:55 PM

^{sdgsdfg

Thanks for the watch! I lovelove you gallery too, so a watch from me!}

~nanase08

Feb 12, 2008, 4:38:21 AM

thx for the add

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everything is simple when you look at it...

Curious? click it...
[link]

~

So, You're not gonna add me?

~azurcandy

Feb 9, 2008, 8:26:39 PM

thankyu so much for the

and the watch

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:.:Azur-Chan:.:

SmILe WITH mE!

~clinging-to-kotarou

Feb 3, 2008, 5:50:48 PM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.

First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!

Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved

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Your mama is SO fat even Naruto can't BELEIVE IT!!!

My penis shall BREAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

*ChildsToy-Club

~Ban-Boredom

Jan 30, 2008, 11:36:36 AM Mood: Sadness

Shannon told me about you while we were at work. She WAS right -tear- you're a lot better than me. lmao. TT___________TT

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TONIGHT WE DINE...... IN VIRGINIA

=PinkLace