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YOUR FRIEND IN THIRD PERIOD

Thu Feb 14, 2008, 9:11 PM

Oh, my pitiful, mourning existence! Alas, my loins - they ache for your gentle fruits...

Your willowy, Zeus-like stature... Your
glistening ivory flesh... Oh, how I long to caress that that tender flesh, experience it writhing beneath my own exposed, aching innocence. Racing my trembling fingertips through your baby-soft locks, I would vanquish that very innocence, emancipating all vague reluctance, salving my intense passions.

I... I fear I must halt my forbidden expressions upon the swelling of my anxious heart. I must head word of your own desire before your pleasant face. My sweet, please respond to my pleas, for I've abandoned all qualms in this message…

Watching and waiting,
your friend in third period.

For Valentine's Day my friends and I slipped several lipstick-printed, perfume-smelling folded love letters reading this message through the slits of random lockers around campus. :'''D

EVERYONE WILL WONDER ABOUT THEIR FRIEND IN THIRD PERIOD.

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  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: Fiona Apple
  • Reading: Nothin D: I need to go to the library
  • Watching: Deathh Notee?lolburntdvds
  • Playing: Zelda and Rune Factory
  • Eating: Tuna
  • Drinking: Pepsi

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  • Favourite game: Harvest Moon; Zelda; Suikoden II
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS

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~Shirei99:iconShirei99: Nov 16, 2008, 1:02:22 PM
I miss youuuu. ;_;

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The Bird fights its way out of the Egg. The Egg is the world.
~Shirei99:iconShirei99: Nov 13, 2008, 3:51:13 PM
Rachel...

;_________;

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The Bird fights its way out of the Egg. The Egg is the world.
~Forcefuldrama48:iconForcefuldrama48: May 13, 2008, 8:38:01 PM
Tag --> [link]

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Until the time stars fall from the melancholy night sky...until you realize the drawn portrait - The event which reached into the depths of my heart... I will forever carry one immovable burden... The matter of a question of affection....Until this time,
~Marrzipan:iconMarrzipan: Apr 21, 2008, 12:57:16 PM
YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED PROLAPSE
YOU TOLD ME YOURSELF

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~UsoIsLove:iconUsoIsLove: Apr 16, 2008, 7:32:40 PM
Awww~ Cute L icon!

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For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
~Midori-Hayashi:iconMidori-Hayashi: Apr 9, 2008, 7:53:53 PM
Thanks for the Watch!
~Marrzipan:iconMarrzipan: Apr 4, 2008, 11:58:07 AM
VVVV
"LOL YOUR WEBCAM"
i was going to say the EXACT SAME THING WTF

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~clinging-to-kotarou:iconclinging-to-kotarou: Mar 11, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
I'm moving to Chicago

ITS
PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED
THIS


because in the next seven
days you will:


1. Have someone
fall in love with you






2. Find a
$20.00 bill on the ground


3.
Make-out with the person you like






4 Your best friend will get you a really nice gift
BUT... first you will



have to repost this with of this
title: IM moving to (a random place).



Repost this and see
how many people you scare! No Send Backs! TAG UR
IT!!



This is so scary. Send this to 10 people in the next
143 min. When you are



done press F6 and your crushes name
will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary
cuz it works!! if you break the chain you will
have problems with relationships for the next 5 years
JUST COPY AND PASTE!!!>>No
FORWARDS!!!!!

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Your mama is SO fat even Naruto can't BELEIVE IT!!!

My penis shall BREAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

*ChildsToy-Club
~UsoIsLove:iconUsoIsLove: Feb 21, 2008, 10:03:21 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE COMMENTS :3 ! I feel appreciated.

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For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
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